Are Tyger Claws Losing Their Edge?

Tyger Claws Can't Hang


Local musical talent Freddie Monsoon was spotted rocking out near the Riot Club office headquarters. He was having an impromptu concert-- Freddie was rocking out to the latest Japanese metal song, "Chikara to Tatakau." He drew a crowd of Little China locals and Tyger Claw gang members. 

The crowd was having a good time until Tyger Claw member Slicey McStabber decided to ruin the party. 


Let's Cut Up a Suit


The one we will affectionately refer to as Slicey McStabber was initially kind enough to offer to help me get into the Riot Club headquarters. Loyal readers will recall my deep desire to be a part of the Riot Club. We took the party around the back of the building to try and break inside, but then things went awry.

Much to my chagrin, Slicey McStabber lost his tentative grip on reality and got into a faceoff with Freddie. 

A fight broke out, the two sides trading gunfire and roundhouse kicks to the face. 

The Neo Amish Arrive?


Freddie wasn't alone during this fight with the Tyger Claw guards. A nomad they call "Green Man" jumped into the fray, displaying impressive Tae Kwan Do skills. 

A fashion-forward lady like myself would be remiss if I didn't comment on the Neo-Amish clothing style that Green Man was sporting. While it is certainly not my style, it was interesting nonetheless.


Turn Tail and Run

In the middle of the fight, while a few members of the Tyger Claws were already knocked out or killed, the remaining decided to turn tail and run away from the fight. 

I have been around the block many times, and never have I seen such a disappointing display from the "fierce" Tyger Claw gang. They couldn't stand up to a nomad (who seemed literally green to the whole situation) and a rocker boy knocking heads around with the neck of his guitar. 

To such a disappointing display, I just have one thing to say:

Meow. 











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